Overall Sex Worker of the Year 2015 & 2016
Best Full Service 2016
Best Photos 2016
AF Awards, voting by the NZ Punting Community
"Her infectious giggle, fun stories, and beauty will keep you held in her spell"
I first met Jordan almost a year ago. While back in Wellington to visit family I decided to book someone for a dinner out. I had seen Jordan on twitter and was attracted by her intelligence and principles demonstrated through her posts.
I was keenly looking forward to our date with a real mix of nervousness and anticipation, as Jordan never reveals her face online you can't help but wonder who you are going to see. When I answered the knock at my door and saw her for the first time I was immediately struck by the fun in her eyes, her smile, and her trade mark bright red lipstick. She looked amazing from head to toe. Phew!
It took only a few minutes on the stroll to the restaurant for my nerves to dissipate, the conversation flowed easily, and she is worldly beyond her years. Hours passed at dinner and the conversation and enjoyment never stopped. Her infectious giggle, fun stories, and beauty will keep you held in her spell.
Later I discovered that she is just as attentive in the bedroom, is just as much fun (probably more), and is attentive to your needs. She takes pride in what she does and this shines through throughout the whole experience.
I now make an effort to see Jordan whenever I am in Wellington, and have also enjoyed her company in my home town. She's thoroughly wonderful company.
- Mustang44 23/04/2018
"It's pure, unadulterated, incredible, pleasure. Life affirming, life enhancing, pleasure"
Jordan and I were skeptical as to whether we'd all fit in the shower as Jane had suggested, but it seemed a sensible thing to do to at least try. And imagine our pleasure when we found we fit perfectly, three peas in a pod, up close and personal and still plenty of room for hands to move. And this new pleasure is of the highest magnitude, I'm washed by experts, soaped up, souped up, and Jane has quite the collection of scented body washes; strawberry, coconut, eau de man, so by the time they'd finished with me I think I smelled good enough to eat.
I had a feeling this was going to be grand, a double with Jane and Jordan at the Double J Ranch, these girls are loads of fun on their own but put them together and there's fireworks indeed, and a double happy slowhand. And there's even fireworks when they're toweling me off, indulgence of the first order, and it's a dry, fruity, double happy me getting lead to the bed.
But just a warning to my fellow punters; the towels weren't all matching and there were no nice little plastic cups for the mouthwash.
And then we're lying in a tangle on the bed, I'm lying back ready to receive my blessings, and I'm surely receiving them, but we're sparking off just being together too, old motormouth me competing with these two chatterboxes and we're coming up with ideas for bookings and road trips and all manner of juicy topics and we're laughing at the pure fun of it all. And Jordan with the famous giggle, I'm learning she's really funny too, very clever, and I think all of our imaginations were getting exercised this wonderful evening.
But we all know where this is headed and into it we go and suddenly I'm being Janed at the top end and Jordanned at the other until it's somehow the other way round, and we're still laughing, this ain't serious, no dour porn star wannabes here, this is glorious fun with a capital S and yet the world doesn't exist beyond these walls, we're three people doing this good thing, with these good people, at this perfectly good moment in time, and nothing else matters. And there's no script here, this is unfolding for all of us.
And then I say Jordan, may I fuck you, and she says certainly, how would you like me, and I say on yer back girl, and Jane says; assume position girl. This is how we roll. But then we make a startling and wonderful discovery. I'm thinking, this is the serious part, this is when we get the hush, the reverent silence, but I'm wrong, because Jane is finding this highly amusing, and is determined to keep the fun times rolling, and Jordan can't help laughing too, and then this wonderful thing happens with Jordan when she laughs, down there, I know cos I'm in there, and I've felt many wonderful things in my illustrious career as a seeker of the best life has to offer, and it's a wonderful thing when a woman laughs, but it's a whole different ball game now.
And when the fairy dust settles from this voyage of discovery we embark on more amazing journeys down carnal lane, and I tell you, these girls are adventurous, and I'll leave it at that but the end result was profound.
And then we're lying tangled together again while they wait for me to surface, and I'm thinking we must nearly be there, or even over time, but then I think, if they wanted to, they could get up, or they both know me well enough by now they could say get yer ass moving slow, times up dude, but no-one moves, we lie in happy contentment, happy companionship, chatting and laughing still.
And I'd arrived with a bundle of cash, the bank somehow thinking I'd like lots of little notes, so Jordan thought it a splendid idea to lie down and have me shower her with tribute. Somehow it arrived as a solid lump, so I tried again, this time with two targets, and the bills rained down like confetti. It's a serious business this.
I'd shower them with tribute any day. This is my tribute. Beautiful, strong, feisty, happy women, it's such a blessing to know you, to have fun with you, let alone get naked and do sexy silly things with you, and as a man who has learned to appreciate what a gift it is to simply wake up every morning, I deeply appreciate the bigger blessings when you come my way. If only more people realised what you girls actually sell, what you really offer. It's pure, unadulterated, incredible, pleasure. Life affirming, life enhancing, pleasure.
And I challenge any one who throws shade on this industry, this thing we do, this beautiful thing we do; be there with us this night. You'd learn a thing or two.
- Slowhand 29/11/2017
"..she is energetic, enthusiastic and extremely sweet.."
As one of the Brits over the in NZ for the rugby I was looking for a bit of downtime and fun in Wellington.
After a little research I found Jordan's website (which is very good) and contacted her to make a 1 hour GFE booking.
On my arrival she looked stunning and I was immediately very pleased that the time to research appeared to have paid off.
After a shower she gave me a fantastic shoulder massage as I had been suffering after the long flight over.
The rest I will just suffice to say she is energetic, enthusiastic and extremely sweet.
I was not rushed and may even go back and see her again before I leave Wellington.
Thank you Jordan
- RugbyTim 29/06/2017
"..Won me over with her warmth and charm..."
My second review on Jordan. I am biased, I like this young lady. I have not seen her in 12 months have patiently waited for her to return to Townsville. Jordan is a tall, pretty, brunette that won me over with her warmth and charm and those sexy red lips that make me drool. Her presentation is immaculate and I was greeted like I was a long lost friend. Lots of hugs and small talk (she remembered things I had chatted about, a year before). Out of the shower and she led me to the bed wearing the sexiest lingerie I have seen. I am normally not interested in bums, (I like boobs) but when she hopped on the bed, wow! What a turn on. I had a great time, probably the most genuine GFE experience I have had. What she advertises Jordan delivers, no holding back! Lots of cheeky smiles and giggles made it so enjoyable. I wish I could have booked her for longer. I hope I don't have to wait another year for her to return.
- Mawson 05/2017
"..the sort of experience I treasure.."
I saw Jordan just over a year ago, and kept up with her activities on Twitter; I had a wonderful time the first time I saw her, and discovered a mutual interest that gave me a reason to (very intermittently) keep in touch. I kept hoping (and still keep hoping) that I'll find some good reason to visit New Zealand, both for the amazing scenery and because Jordan lives there, but that hasn't happened yet. What did happen, to my great joy, was that she decided to tour to Townsville again. I immediately booked a lunch date, and booked lunch in a very good restaurant. I arrived first and it was truly a huge pleasure to see Jordan entering the restaurant. We had a great meal, sharing entrees and dessert, and talking about a wide range of things, including our mutual interest but ranging over many topics, as you would expect from two good friends who haven't caught up in quite a while. I can definitely recommend Jordan as a social companion. After lunch, I drove us back to Jordan's temporary residence. First order of business was to give her a gift I'd promised a while ago, and we spent some time admiring it, then she suggested we should move venues to the bedroom and I was more than happy to comply. Kissing and caressing commenced immediately, clothes were quickly shed, and we had a lovely shower, including washing each other, which is such a great intimacy. I do not go into detail about the more intimate parts of bookings, but I will say that I has an absolutely incredible time, every bit as spectacular as I remembered from her last visit. Everything flowed beautifully from moment to moment, with occasional interludes of cuddling, making for the sort of experience I treasure, where your time seems both to last forever and to be over way too soon. A quick shower and a final reluctant goodbye, and I was off, determined to see Jordan again, preferably sooner this time...
- Ron 05/2017
"The stuff of dreams..."
Jordan. The stuff of dreams. The girl, that girl, at the office, the boys in a huddle over the water-cooler talking about the weekend's rugby when she floats by, smiles hello lads and suddenly everyone's alive, vital, we're slipping into that schoolboy dream state, cos she's not just gorgeous, there's a whole other thing going on. Or the girl at the supermarket, quietly and happily going about her business, a trail of us love-struck men discreetly browsing the pantyhose section in her wake.
The planets hadn't aligned for us on some of her other visits, and almost scuttled this attempt courtesy of the Welly fog, but now I'm actually living the dream, I'm scoring big time with the office dream girl, or I will be when we finish catching up, our innocent conversation spiced with anticipation for what is to come.
Now Jordan is a girl who fully understands how a man loves to take his time unwrapping the gifts, the treasures that come his way and she's a model of patience while I fumble with the challenges we face in undressing a beautiful woman. But I think she knows I'm in my happy place, taking my time, taking it all in, taking it all off, piece by delicious piece, savouring the changing landscape, my eyes and hands and lips exploring softly, Jordan stops me at the suspenders and stockings and I get to enjoy their company a whole lot more.
And in spite of me taking my own sweet time to get to this point we're now letting nature take its course in glorious fashion, a smorgasbord of the best that can happen, an easy roll from one delight to the next and a girl as beautiful as Jordan could easily rest on her laurels, file her nails and think of England but no Jordan's in there stockings and all, we're both in for the ride and what a magnificent and beautiful ride, all the way through to the other side and long into the sweet afterglow, a glow that's still warming my soul some days later.
And it's on reflection that I appreciate it even more, that a woman could give a man such pleasure, happily creating, arousing and inspiring, such a beautiful time.
So yeah, the stuff of dreams, but somehow it's better than that. I know Jordan, she is a woman worthy of much respect, which just makes the sublime times I've had with her even better.
- Slowhand 03/04/2017
"The angel on my Christmas tree"
I visited Jordan a month ago for a sensual massage. It was a fantastic experience, but was torturous in the fact that I couldn't play with the fun toys right next to me (and on me).
There was nothing for it but to have a full session. And If you're gonna do something, do it right I say, so a GFE+ experience it was. A Christmas package was available so the booking was made. One month to wait.
Time passes all too slowly as it always does when waiting to open the best presents. Eventually time lazily cruised past until the day of festivities arrived. A drive into town. The mission of finding a park. The parking fairies were on my side though. Just as I pulled up to the vicinity of Jordan's place, not one, but two cars pulled out to let me in.
A text, a response, a short wait. GO! I transported myself to her door. It opens. Here is the wonderful lady I am about to spend the next 90 minutes with. Oh boy! She is dressed in a cute little “Santas little mistress” suit. Well, right here, right now, I’m Santa and all of my Christmas’ have come at once.
She looks gorgeous. Pin-up girl gorgeous. She ushers me in and gives me a big hug and kiss. Those amazing boobs of hers really struggling to break loose, my appendage straining to make friends with them.
We sit and talk for a bit while having some goodies that Jordan has prepared. Delicious. But a better feast awaits.
Off to the shower. I return with my festive underwear (bright green) and Santa hat that I borrowed from Jordan.
I know why she is called Giggly Jordan now - she is such a vibrant lady. Full of life and happiness. It really is a pleasure to behold.
Maybe it was because I looked slightly stupid in my attire, but I didn’t care, seeing that face lit with a grin and that laugh, like angels singing.
This little angel ushered me into the room where an array of toys were spread on the bed. A paddle with “slut” caught my eye. Lol! Surely not our Jordan. I was told to bend over. Nope, not Jordan at all, that little beauty was well and truly mine. Eeep!!
With deft speed I was on the bed and before I knew what was happening, cuffs were applied.
This is where the true torture started. Unable to touch, I was teased mercilessly with such amazing sights and titillations.
I feebly uttered threats of revenge, but at this point, talking was difficult.
Eventually released from my bonds, I attempted to exact my revenge. A sensual battle commenced. From this point on, things get a bit hazy and a bit of a blur. The mind does funny things to a man when he dies and goes to heaven.
I rose up through the ceiling and soared through the clouds. Angels singing in a chorus of pleasure……
I was brought back to reality with a cataclysmic climax. I was labelled as “The messiest client”. Oops. My bad. Teehee.
Clean-up aisle 5, 6 and 7.
A quick cleanup and then more delectable snacks and a lovely talk.
90 minutes after we met, we hug and kiss and say our goodbyes. My Christmas present was the best ever. It will certainly leave me with some of the best memories ever.
Thanks Jordan - have a great Christmas and New Year. I know I will. I can’t think of a better way to have ended the year.
- MadG 23/12/2016
"Hot oils, warm hands, naked body on my back. Heaven"
You know how when you live somewhere, and there is a an amazing sight or activity in the area that you really want to see but just don't go because, well, you'll see it one day….well Jordan is this too me. She has been very high on my radar to visit for so long but for whatever reason I just haven't got off my ass and organised to meet her. I realised that I really needed to see her after so many rave reviews and that I was being remiss not supporting the local “attractions”.
An appointment was made.
I rocked up to her apartment. The door opened.
So this where previous guys have said “Wow!” or similar utterances. I'm not going to say that. Not at all. Nope. So I enter the room after I pick my jaw off the ground, roll in my tongue and adjust my pants.
I try not to grin too much at my good fortune, but feel helpless from doing so. A quick chat and off to the shower.
I come back to find that Jordan has slipped into a kimono-type gown. This skimpy material gives a brief insight to the lovely body that hides underneath. Oh boy.
The towel is removed and onto the table I hop.
Hot oils, warm hands, naked body on my back. Heaven. The table becomes a problem. They really do need tables with 2 holes, or at least a good sized indentation. At this point of proceedings, my stiff neck gives way to other areas.
I’m told to roll over. Ok, god damn it - it’s just got to be said. WOW!! There. It’s out.
To say Jordan has a good body is like saying the Taj Mahal is a nice house. To have those wonderful breasts rubbing sensually against my engorged manhood is bliss.
This is where it gets a bit more than just a sensual massage. I opted for the prostate massage on this occasion. A grin emerges on to Jordan's face as she mentions that there is no sexy way to put on a glove. Well, actually, there is, and you nailed it. Lol!
The next few minutes/hours/days are just….intense, I guess you would say. Jordan, seen in the mirror in the brief glimpses I offer myself through clenched eyes, enjoys herself with a big grin.
Involuntary spasms as she works her magic. Intense pleasure wracks my body until I finally succumb to the most intense of orgasms.
What a journey. It was Sensual Magic.
But there is a problem. I have gone to the fairground and played on some of the rides. But the biggest, most fun ride was not experienced. I want to take the biggest, most fun ride of them all. The GFE+. I will be back Jordan. Of that I can guarantee.
Oh and Happy Birthday.
- MadG 01/12/2016
"I was sharing a perfect moment with a truly gorgeous human being"
Holy Guacamole. Wow.
Sometimes the term GFE gets overused when an escort ticks all the boxes in the provided services of kissing, mutual oral, multiple positions, etc. Other times, ladies will provide genuine GFE by creating a great mood and bringing great personalities, and sometimes, but in much rarer occasions, someone like Jordan comes along and takes everything to the next level.
Her touches were graceful, soft, and sensual. Her lips so soft and her kisses unrushed, and filled with affection. Every movement was graceful at the same time accompanied by her contagious giggles, and much joy shared. I was sharing a perfect moment with a truly gorgeous human being.
I'm one of those guys who prefers open ended movies to that of a Hollywood ending. I care about the journey more than the ending. Same for sex. An orgasm is a great destination. However, it's everything that happens before with exchanges of sexual energies that I care about. I didn't tell her much, yet Miss Quinn knew me very well. We took it slow, and the things she did to me, sent both my body and mind into a bliss.
She is very sexy as expected from her profile pics, and unexpectedly cute. What a charming personality. Her giggles are so lovely and surround the entire room with a happy vibe. She is very easy to talk to, intelligent, and classy
Much love and appreciation to you, Miss Jordan Quinn. I will see you again on your next visit
- Ericrohmer 13/11/2016
"Wow this girl can really pull off the innocent gorgeous librarian look"
Well it had been a while since I had enjoyed a good SM and this seemed like a great way to meet the lovely Jordan as well. The time rolled around (far too slowly) but parking was easy and I wandered up to her apartment. Wow this girl can really pull off the innocent gorgeous librarian look, and seems to have the brain to match. Because it is SM it had a more relaxed friendly tone after she laid out her very reasonable rules, although the head massage she started with was surprisingly intense. And so it was a hour of delicious friendly rubbing and sliding with her tight toned body and a powerful finish. I would definitely recommend her for this experience and I will report back after going full service.
- Kiwifirst1018 03/10/2016
"From coy, coquettish girl-next-door to tempestuous, no holds-barred wild woman"
As another learned reviewer from parts north opined when opening his description of his recent encounter with Jordan Quinn: Holy f**k!
After weeks of anticipation and copious amounts of time spent researching the said Miss Jordan on AF, I finally discovered tonight what all the fuss is about - man, did I discover!!!
We've had a Force 10 gale blowing in Dunners here tonight but inside a certain city location I was to enjoy the full sexual fury of another hurricane by the name ofJordan Quinn - far more stimulating than the horrible storm outside!
Life has been pretty stressful lately and while a decent GFE is usually the antidote for that, a GFE Plus with Jordan has an X Factor which is hard to top.
The transformation from coy, coquettish girl-next-door to tempestuous, no holds-barred wild woman was as remarkable as it was breathtaking.
Being cuffed to the bed and having this sexy vixen perform all sorts of erotic and frankly indescribable (I'm the shy, retiring type) acts upon you and herself has to be seen to be believed.
I want to write more, but I keep having flashbacks and hence the keyboard won't work!
Suffice to say the incomparable Jordan re-ignited some long dormant sensory perceptions (hat tip Monica Minx and Jordana) and a few others I didn't know existed.
So yes, now I know what all the fuss is about - if I get hit by a bus tomorrow - I can go to heaven a happy and satisfied man
- Sensual Male 07/09/2016
"Graced with an angels presence"
Hmmmmmmmmm, I'm actually stuck for words , like Oh My God ,
Very last minute meeting arrangement , stuck fixing machinery having one of those days , then get a message have you seen Miss Quinn , damn that man ,
A couple of texts and meeting arranged , me feeling excited and nervous all at the same time ooooh weeeeeeee ,
Arrived at meeting place , ha ha funny got trapped at the entry by some bulldog on reception , i tried to slide past unnoticed honest , detained like a naughty schoolboy , HELP MISS QUINN , HELP
Lucky my get out of detention text worked well , i was graced with an angels presence , we scuttled off to room , man o man i was so nervous ,
The lady had me at ease in no time flat , asking what i would like , um like um like let me see , i just wanted to be treated like the reverse of 60 shades of grey ,Jordan being the sweet lady she is , i was soon at her mercy , ooh my o my ,
The ladies profile pics are good but in the flesh the lady is so much more , i couldn't keep my eyes off her sweet figure , being teased to hell , i was damn near begging to be released but uh oh , no i was to do as told ,
After what seemed like an eternity of teasing (not that i was complaining ) i was mounted and awesomeness happened , i'm a visual creature , seeing heaven right in front of ya , ooh yeah ,
I only hope when i get to the purly gates i get seduced in like Jordan did to me , nice , soon i was released and into my favourite position , my mind thinking lots o horny thoughts , trying to keep myself composed , i think the lady may have been enjoying herself , i was a little too distracted to know , demanded some more daty , oops sorry Jordan , i'm a little demanding once let off my leash ,
A very sensuous lady , sexiest lingerie , ooh and the props used very nice , (Ha Ha nice to get a smacked arse at the end of meeting hmmmm i have a reasonable pain tolerance )
Thankyou again for your sweet time Miss Quinn
- Rocco 06/09/2016
"Such is the calibre of the lady that she didn't miss a beat"
Well f**k I'm really struggling to know where to start, whenever I think of Jordan now my pulse starts to quicken, my jeans start to tighten, and my head fills with superlatives and expletives faster than I can deal with them. If was to express my response to seeing Jordan it would probably go something like just a whole page of OMFGs such was the state of my extended disbelief which lasted nearly the entire session I spent with this rock star but that wouldn't make a very interesting read would it so I'll try to give a little more. That being said I'm not going to provide any fodder for tuggers and school kids, Jordan's secret sauce is her own so I wont be divulging any of it here, if you want to know then you'll have to put out!
Jordan is an incredibly gifted young lady the likes of whom I have never met before. From the moment she opened the door I was floored by how gorgeous she is, I saw a comment here recently about her 'film star' face which couldn't be more true. I knew of course of her award and the many posts pre-tour to the south islanders along the lines of 'Don't miss out boys' but I just wasn't ready for how sexy she is. Wow! F**k!
It's funny both I and another after only seeing Jordan's photos expected to open the door to someone attractive to be sure but probably older and probably larger, so in an industry which is constantly overselling itself with out of date photos and inaccurate bios here is this lovely lady not having a bar of it, deliberate or not I have no idea but it made for one of the most jaw dropping 'door open' surprises I have ever encountered.
On door open Jordan treated me to a short fantasy scenario we had discussed earlier, it was the kind of thing which would have been easier to pull off if we where already acquainted and had something of a report going already, but such is the calibre of the lady that she didn't miss a beat and was thoroughly convincing. I think I was hers inside the first 60 seconds!
Soon we are lying on the bed and drinking champagne and having the chats which should have come first. The lady is just delightful: chatty, giggly, happy, just an absolute joy to be near.
All too quickly the glasses are drained and Miss Quinn takes charge, pressing the pedal to the metal and burying the needle firmly in the red where it stayed for the next 50 mins!
Jordan understands the ways in which men are very often visually stimulated, a knowledge which she exploits to her excruciating advantage and do I believe she enjoys every moment of it. She is the master of 'energy' and manages to keep you just shy of the tipping point like no other I have ever met. You cum when Jordan says you cum, on her terms, not before, not after, it's an incredible talent!
Anyway 90mins of my life I'll never forget, so I'll be watching for her return but next time you other Chch punters can forget it, next time she's mine, all mine precious!
Well that's the 1st rule of punting f**ked , but in my defence I was prepared to share the love around - I wasn't halfway out the door of the hotel before I was on the phone to Roc to tell him to get his arse down here or I would spank it myself!
- Bigbird 06/09/2016
"Jordan was very sensuous and cheeky"
hen I found out that Jordan Quinn and I were going to be in the same city at the same time, I took it as fate telling me to go and see her, but to be fair I would taken a drunk vomiting as a sign as well such are the nature of her talents.
Such is her professionalism that booking and selecting a date/time and length of appointment was easy, selecting the type of service was more difficult but I figured you only live once and chose the elite service and a few days later added the prostate massage to round things off. I arrived a little flustered and a few minutes late but Jordan's easy directions meant I was quickly at her door and then inside. I quickly got the paperwork out of the way and had a quick shower, as I came out, Jordan greeted me with a sensuous kiss and an invitation to finish drying me, her first step in lowering your defenses and building anticipation.
Meeting Jordan was a treat, her melodic voice carries a hint of her sense of humor and she was always ready to break into a cheeky smile, but it's her alabaster skin, jet dark hair and intelligent eyes capture your attention! Throughout the appointment Jordan was very sensuous and cheeky, she set out to slowly build and prolong your pleasure, taking you to the peak and holding you there but never over the top until the end. She combines all your senses in her game, as she watches you and your reaction as she teases your mind and body. As I my hands were bound to allow Jordan free access to my body, I found watching Jordan work adds to the pleasure, she enjoys her work and the reaction it garners from her subjects. For example the prostate massage, she takes her time to warm you up, all the while bringing you to a peak and allowing you to appreciate the different aspects of pleasure from the two different points. It is pleasure overload as Jordan's magical finger plays a symphony inside you and you watch her use her mouth to draw moans of pleasure from you, all the while her beautiful eyes watch for your reaction to gauge the appropriate pace!
Within 15 minutes of starting I had taken one of the last free spaces in her Friday calendar, such was the impression she quickly made. The second appointment was subtlety different, as Jordan adapted to my mood and my actions, and my reactions to her skills. This woman is intelligent, adaptable and knows how to play a mans body like a virtuoso!
To get another taste of Ms Quinn may take some time or I may have to bite the bullet and journey down to Hell sorry Wellington!
- Big Bob 10/08/2016
ordan is quite simply quality, top shelf stuff. Beautiful, intelligent, chatty, giggly, immaculately dressed to impress and amazing in the bedroom. I've been drawn to her not only for the glowing reviews, impressive profile pictures but also by the way she operates here on the forum. She appears to me not to be one of the people who feels that are duty bound to respond to every thread with some inane commentary. Jordan is the real deal and Auckland was lucky to have her for a few days. I loved every second of my hour with her and hope to repeat that magical time on her next visit.
Thanks JQ, safe travels home.
- Griggo 04/06/2016